What's in Santa's Bag? A Bag!

Stand-up philosopher Steven Wright once humorously wondered that if we had everything, where would we keep it? Here is an in-depth look at number of possible carry solutions to schlep around all the important accouterments of early 21st century life.

By: Stewart Wolpin

December 19, 2011

Source: iSafe

All the bags from iSafe, including aseries of waist, or fanny, packs ($40), include a necessary accessory for modern life – a built in alarm system. You see the pin in the photo? You pull it to activate a piercing, shrill alarm – and I mean PIERCING. You do NOT want to activate it indoors unless you plan to induce tinnitus (or exacerbate an already existing hearing condition). Lights also flash, but I doubt the lights is what will chase would-be evil-doers away. Highly recommended for anyone you know who must walk through dark, lonely areas. The iSafe alarm system also is available in…

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